Wordin Thesauruksen hienoja väännöksiä

Unable to follow directions -> Unable to have an erection
I'd love to see you naked -> I'll drink to that
I'll stop drinking -> I'll drink to that
I had sex last night -> I should say so
I can't understand a Word -> I drink to you (pitää erittäin hyvin paikkansa
	Word 97:n kanssa - toim. huom.)
Just say no -> Just the same 
You know I'm mad -> Young
The chase is better than the catch -> The upper house catch
But the bitch just wants more -> butcher
Fuck off and die -> Fuddy-duddy
Fear became too strong -> Fear gas
As I watch the sky -> as opposed to
It cannot be forgotten -> italicize
Seek and destroy -> Seek election
Word sucks -> Word to the wise
Bill Gates -> bill of divorcement
Word is a piece of shit -> Word of God